I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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