We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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