Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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