in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It all started with a game of naked twister.
tell me about the fingering
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