This is not my ceiling
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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