And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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