No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Randomize
