I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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