I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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