But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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