i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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