Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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