I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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