Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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