I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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