I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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