ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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