Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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