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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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