she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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