I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers