a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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