i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine