I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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