I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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