Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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