i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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