I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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