hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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