just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
My dick has a subreddit
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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