this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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