She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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