Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Mom said you looked used
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
