did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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