you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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