it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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