how can u be prego again
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
