Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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