I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think my moral compass just broke
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