I skipped work to stalk him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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