Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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