I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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