your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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