do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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