There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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