I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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