Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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