Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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