And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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