Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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