We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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