Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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