Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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