I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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