I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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