I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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